Tea Ceremonies Gifts

The Instant Coffee Ceremony

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Why markets crash.

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Get well soon!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Sleepy Bunny

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Shall I be mother?

Vesta

Camomiletherapy

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"