Taxi Culture Gifts

Europa and the Bull

'I had that grim reaper in the back the other day.' - Cabbies' Heaven.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Car joust.

'Follow that cab!'

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Quick, follow that star

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Elephant Taxi Emergency

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

"Where's my tip?"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

'Did you whistle?'

Where’s Santa?

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'Did you whistle?'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Hailing a Taxi

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

I'm having trouble backing my taxi out of the garage... I'm not surprised, you backed it in last night!