Taxation Ponderer Prints

"I've never paid taxes. Does that make me a genius or a bad dog?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Bumper Limos

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"