Taxation Thinker Prints

'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.