Parliament Ponderer Prints

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

G7 Summit Concern

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Roe v. Wade

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."