Tax Trope Fan Prints

First me then you...ok!

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

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"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

Tax relief

Luck of the IRS.

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

IRS tax forms.

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

External Revenue Service

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'