Tax Trope Fan Prints

First me then you...ok!

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

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"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

Tax relief

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

IRS tax forms.

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

'You can't deduct your TV as a medical expense, even if it does induce drowsiness, improve sleep patterns, and act as a mild sedative.'

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