Tax Comedy Fan Prints

IRS, 'Most of your deductions are in order, but about this OTHER brother Darryl....'

"Nice try, but sending money to Panama cannot be classed as 'Foreign Aid'."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

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"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

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