Tax Comedy Fan Mugs

IRS, 'Most of your deductions are in order, but about this OTHER brother Darryl....'

"Nice try, but sending money to Panama cannot be classed as 'Foreign Aid'."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Yes, they are all dependants."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

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"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

Ancient Greece. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Socrates clearly lived in a time before IRS audits.

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

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"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."