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'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Footing The Bill

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Budget reaction.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."