Tax Tolerators Mugs

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

Budget reaction.

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'