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"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Footing The Bill

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Offshore tax havens.

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'I'm faced with a dilemma. I've got to audit your tax return.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Taxes

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

"If you're wondering why your paycheck is so small, we deducted health insurance, your 401k,and with taxes, well, it's just enough to cover gas to get here."

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

U2's Bono named in Paradise papers tax scandal

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

"Tell him the Big Bad Wolf is here."

Socrates gets audited.

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

'Taxed to death. How about you.'

Accounting Fantasy Camp

'Still looking for that Tax Loophole.'