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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

IRS Audit Section

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget