Tax Time Laments Gifts

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Tax Collector

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

Rhinestone Accountant

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'I'm giving you a raise.' - 'So that means more income tax to pay.'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

"Mom said I'm her favorite dependent."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Taxes! We gotta have more taxes!"

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'

File, Henry, before the mob arrives.

IRS, 'Don't forget -- your first payment on that barrel is due in 30 days.'

"It's simple, but it works for us!"

'This is the third year in a row I'm being audited. Might this have something to do with the fact that I'm your ex-husband?'

"Dad's really sweating. Was he working out?"

'Your money? -- does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?'