Tax Terror Deflector Pillows

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"This is not good at all!"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Tax grab.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

Tax - Random Audit

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

'I've been paying taxes for 63 years, and I still don't have the hang of it.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

He keeps us humble.

Dangerous tax audits.

The Disappearing Coin Mystery

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'