Tax Procrastinator Prints

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'It's our council tax bill!'

"Avoidance is a strategy we use to deal with fear, Mr. Bartwistle - or in your case, paying taxes."

'I said you needed to keep good business records...'

Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.

'I didn't pay my taxes because I hate to start something I can't finish.'

'I phoned the fire station and they just laughed and hung up.'

'Any nice self catering nudist camps in there?'

'The rates office was closed. . . so I bought some new clubs instead.'

"If I pay my back taxes I won't have enough cash to buy lottery tickets."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Tax Collector

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"I now represent both death and taxes."