Tax Filing Escapologist Prints

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

View my Tax Return $15

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

'We have a problem!'

HMRC Self-Assessment - Poor

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.

'Survived the audit'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'I'd like the short form instead.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

'I keep all my receipts for tax purposes...'

Duty Free Closed to Public

"Do you think I could claim depreciation on my worn out hip?"

"Ah, springtime. When a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of income tax returns."

'Well, okay. But I hope you'll be declaring this on your next tax return.'