Tax Payer Advocate Gifts

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Tax Collector

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."