Tax Payer Advocate Mugs

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Tax Collector

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."