Tax Avenger Mugs

'It was inevitable that sooner or later he'd be working here.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Footing The Bill

Tax Collector

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'