Tax Advocacy Gifts

SOS

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Footing The Bill

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator