Tax Paperwork Wizard Pillows

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Tax Collector

"Taxation, meet Representation."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Monster under the bed.

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

It's 10pm do you know where your 401-k is?'