Tax Mythbuster Gifts

"Is it a burden?" "Is it a pain?" "Yes! It's Taxman!"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Bigfoot tracks...

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

The Zombie Awakes...

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."