Tax Evasion Gifts

"According to our information you have placed a looted treasure in an undiscovered land..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?