Tax Clerk Gifts

Clerk in tax office filing between fact and fiction.

'I see a tax office...I see some clerks giggling over a self assessment form...'

"In the middle of filing your income tax electronically, there was a power failure?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Useless information"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

The Forever Stamp

IRS Audit Section

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'