Tavern Tale Teller Pillows

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Horror Stories.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'It was this big. I swear'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'You've had enough!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"You look good for your age."

The giraffe-tamer.

Little Red Riding Hood

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

Tall tales, short stories

Father imagining son with fish

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"