Tattoo Removal Pillows

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

"It was done, on an impulse, a long time ago, and I've regretted it ever since."

Neck tattoo changed from "NO REGRETS" to "REGRETS"

"Hey Darren, so I see hat you finally got those awful tattoos removed huh?"

"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

Gals - Guys: Sick of your tattoos? Sale on long sleeve shirts.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'