Taste Tester Extraordinaire Pillows

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Cereal Tasting.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"More?"

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!