Tarot Card Tinkerer Gifts

Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Newton's cradle

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Out of action man.'

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'