Target Tricker Pillows

Clay pigeon shooting

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."