Target Tricker Pillows

Clay pigeon shooting

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'