Target Dismantler Gifts

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Salesman

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

Women Possibilities

"I really hate sales meetings"

Stuff Broken

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

Skeets Champion.

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Scrapyard Worker

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Archery.

Musical Archer

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

'You may go in after they complete the body count.'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

"We can certainly put that nasy fire out, just fill in this paperwork."

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

Policeman: 'Holy Smokes!'

'have you broken all of your Christmas presents yet?'