Taoism Gifts

"A yin-yin situation"

Laozi

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

"Not apple pie again!"