Tantric Explorer Pillows

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Those Were The Days

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

Guru.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Did you have a cat?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."