Tangled Topics Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Fishing Tales

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

The Month of July

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

'He needs professional HELP!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."