Tangled Tales Fan Pillows

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Fishing Tales

Flyfishing for dummies.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Fishing Boat Derby

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Circus trousers

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

A Tale of the Sea

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"