Fan Of Tall Tales Pillows

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Reasonableman

Fishing Boat Derby

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

A Salmon Lie

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

Circus trousers

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

A Tale of the Sea

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'