Talking Animals Gifts

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'We should talk more.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I have no thumbs."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."