Talking About Starting A Family T-Shirts

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Like death by salad.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Grounded

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Mother Goose Timeshare

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

The Tunnel Of Love

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Mythical Family of Four.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Origins of a family tradition.

Dating the efficiency expert.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life