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Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"This is the path to adulthood, You're here."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'They're not reliable.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

Some blind dates work out just fine.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Internet baby adoption.

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Fertility Clinic

"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."

"I'm thinking about having a child."

He wasn't really her type, but her bio-illogical clock was ticking.

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Mythical Family of Four.

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Go ask your other mother.'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Wedding couple with dog.

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'