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Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline.'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'They're not reliable.'

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

"This is the path to adulthood, You're here."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Internet baby adoption.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'I'd start a family if I had the doe.'

"I'm thinking about having a child."

'Go ask your other mother.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

He wasn't really her type, but her bio-illogical clock was ticking.

"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Mythical Family of Four.

Wedding couple with dog.

'Like death by salad.'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."