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Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
'Has Oprah ever been married?'
Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'
"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."
Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'
'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'
Which Hogwarts house are you?
"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."
"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"
The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.
"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"
Men discussing a book on a chat show
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.
Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,
"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"
Night Life: L.A.
Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.
Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
Trappist talk show.
How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book
It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.
Rush Limbaugh
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