Talespinning Pillows

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Fishing Boat Derby

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

fairy tales

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Every App tells a story.

Engraving on tomb of the unknown writer - The END.

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

Baroque Dance Studio

"Go big or go home."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Your book is quite dull, so we're marketing it as a bedtime story.'

'You look like a lady with a story to tell.'