Tale Time Traveler Pillows

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Dr. Roo.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"I don't know who you are!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."