Tale Time Traveler Mugs

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Sundial Time

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'