Time-travel Storyteller Pillows

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"I don't know who you are!"