Taking The Gre Pillows

Sherlock Holmes Takes the GRE

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Good Luck with your finals.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Study more to pass more tests.

Lambs to the Slaughter

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Exam Room.

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

"If you don't learn to color inside the lines, how are you ever going to fill in the little ovals on your SATs?"

Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

To discourage cheating, SAT organizers announced that undercover agents would be present to put down wrong answers.'

'Will this be on the final?'

How very Colliers Wood

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