Taking A Test Pillows

"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Bigger Brain