Taking A Motorbike Adventure Gifts

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bicycle Sidecar.

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Biker chopper shopper

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Uneasy Rider

Electric bike.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Road Buddies

"You had me at hell."