Takeout Specialist Mugs

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

Stay at home food pyramid

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Pizza at the Round Table

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'