Take Your Kids To Work Day Pillows

"I think these, 'take your kids to work' days are just a ploy to get free tech support."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Man with post it note

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

Working Moms

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

'I hate 'bring your kid to work' day!'

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again.'

'There's a sight you don't often see in the middle of the city on a business day - a kid.'

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.