Bring Your Daughter To Work Day Pillows

It's bring your daughter to work day, so sweetie go ahead and fire Mr Johnston.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Big Bang Theory.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'