Fun At Work Day Pillows

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Gesundheite!'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."